Download: Springtime for Twittler by Irwin Collier
SPRINGTIME FOR TWITTLER
Lyrics by Irwin Collier
Offered as alternative lyrics to be sung to the musical score (composed by Mel Brooks and arranged by Glen Kelly and Doug Besterman) of “Springtime for Hitler” from the film and Broadway musical The Producers, in honor of the celebration of the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States on January 20, 2017.
May the great Mel Brooks forgive me for what I have done to his song (Link to movie version of “Springtime for Hitler” apparently doesn’t work for those in USA.)
CHORUS:
Washington was suffering from eight sad years Obama.
Illegals and Muslims were just adding to the drama.
Who, oh, who could drain
The swamp with half a brain?
He glided down, gold all around
The man for you and me.
SEAN HANNITY:
And now it’s…
Springtime for Twittler in Washington,
Red states are happy, not gay!
Respect at last for… whitey’s face
Black folks, now get back… in your place!
Springtime for Twittler in Washington
This land is your land no more!
Springtime for Twittler in Washington
Check out Fox News, we’ll tell you the score.
Springtime for Twittler in Washington
CHORUS:
Look, it’s springtime
SEAN HANNITY:
Winter for East Coast and West.
CHORUS AND HANNITY:
Springtime for Twittler in Washington!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
SEAN HANNITY:
Come on, Alt-Right
Go into your dance!
STEVE BANNON:
I hang around with VIPs but speak in fluent Hillbillenese.
DAVID DUKE
Punch a loser, it’s OK. The KKK will show the way!
KELLYANNE CONWAY:
The Donald is coming, the Donald is coming, the Donald is coming!
CHRIS CHRISTIE:
Hail Twittler!
RUDY GIULIANI:
Hail Twittler!
SEAN HANNITY:
Hail Twittler!
Springtime for Twittler in Washington
ALL:
Hail Twittler!
DONALD TRUMP:
Hail myself
Hail to me
I’m the star
Who self-promotes fantastic me
Hail myself
You may leer
There’s no greater…Obama-hater near!
Everything I do, improves my brand!
CHORUS:
With that mouth!
DONALD TRUMP:
If you’re looking for a wall, let’s go down South!
Hail myself,
Raise a glass.
CHORUS:
Cheers!
DONALD TRUMP:
Ev’ry hating-baiting voter
Shout it out.
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev’ry hating-baiting voter
DONALD TRUMP:
Hail myself!
CHORUS:
Ev’ry hating-baiting voter
DONALD TRUMP:
Hail myself!
CHORUS:
Ev’ry hating-baiting voter
DONALD TRUMP:
Shout it out.
THE HAIL-LOs:
The Donald found pussy to fondle!
Putin approves and pulls some strings
With Comey’s help and all it brings.
The Donald found pussy to fondle!
They can’t say “no” to his demands
To celebrate they find no bands.
Republicans are in his hands,
The Donald found pussy to fondle!
DONALD TRUMP:
I was just a rich man’s son,
A playboy chasing models.
I learned to borrow, beg and steal
Grew up to be The Donald.
The Country was blue
Oh, what, oh, what to do?
Puffed up my hair
And tweeted Cher,
Now Hill’ry’s lost and through!
KELLYANNE CONWAY
Suckers Tap, Suckers Tap,
Donald welcomes Suckers Tap.
Bring in the Congress to hear the news,
Donald’s on top, watcha got to lose?
‘cause Mr. T.
DONALD TRUMP:
Who is that?
KELLYANNE CONWAY:
Mr. T.
DONALD TRUMP:
That’s me!
KELLYANNE CONWAY:
Is wearing his dancing shoes!
VLADIMIR PUTIN:
I am Putin
And you’re my best friend!
THERESA MAY:
We’re for Brexit,
We’d rather work for you!
DONALD TRUMP:
Don’t need no hist’ry
For a political vict’ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev’rything is show biz.
Hail myself.
You’ll see soon,
I’m the U.S. Berlusconi, Bunga, Bung!
We are closing borders,
The new world order is here
Tell me you love me
Ev’ryone shout hail… to me
Fantastic me!
And now it’s…
CHORUS:
Springtime for Twittler in Washington
Tax breaks for rich folks today.
DONALD TRUMP:
Springtime!
Tax breaks!
CHORUS MEN:
Self-dealing for himself and more
CHORUS:
Obamacare going out the door.
DONALD TRUMP & CHORUS:
Springtime for Twittler and Washington,
Putin is jumping for joy.
Springtime for Twittler and Washington,
DONALD TRUMP:
Looks like…
CHORUS:
Soon we’ll be in a…
DONALD TRUMP:
We’re gonna be in a …
CHORUS:
You know we’ll be in a…
DONALD TRUMP:
You bet, we’ll be in a…
DONALD TRUMP & CHORUS:
You know, we’ll be in a trade war!
©️ 2017 Irwin Collier